Randomosity

Were you the one who called me at 2 a.m. from a private line, then left a 4+ minute message of heavy breathing on my voicemail?

If so, I find you sexy. Call me sometime. Let's hook this up. Ya know what I mean. A little heavy breathing. Some light touching. You already have my phone number, you probably have my address, my work email, my social security number. I mean, THIS IS THE AGE OF PERSONAL INVASION, am I right? Where we air our personal shit out in blogs, on internet networking sites, out in the street as we're talking on our cell phones. THAT IS WHY YOU FIGURE IT'S OKAY TO CALL ME AT 2 A.M. AND CREEP ME THE F*CK OUT BY LEAVING A 4+ MINUTE MESSAGE OF HEAVY BREATHING (AND DID I HEAR A MOTHERF*CKING PORN PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND?!). RIGHT?!

Word. That's what I thought.